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loveleonhardt:

people who think fighting misogyny with misandry is an okay way to act

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people who think ‘heterophobia’ is a solution to homophobia

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people who call all cis people who are perfectly happy with the gender they have ‘cis scum’

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people who call every white person they see ‘privileged’, ruling out other issues such as mental health/physical health problems, poverty and abuse/sexual assault

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flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

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alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

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ninjayogurt:

octubular:

upsides to being a dragon

  • everyones afraid of you
  • you can eat your enemies
  • youre fucking fly as hell
  • also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad
  • breathing stuff that kills people
  • etc.

downsides to being a dragon

  • .

your validity in running for mayor gets questioned

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

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thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

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fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

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communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

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charlottec21:

Meeting a fellow shipper 

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plantbased-princess:

ana-sthetic:

"Don’t say you hate your fam-" No.

"Omg you should love your fami-" No.

"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.

If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You don’t need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.

this is so fucking important

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disheartens:

do you ever see clothing you really like and you just know you’ll look terrible in it 

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trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

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ellentighs:

thegrandhighbitch:

when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back

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